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Total Medals Earned: 1,030 (From 175 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 14,455 Points

Tentacle Wars

Medals Earned: 20/20 (455/455 points)

Level 01 5 Points

It's time to learn some tricks

Level 02 5 Points

Team: step back then protect front line

Level 03 5 Points

Dominate! This is your only salvation

Level 04 5 Points

Cut! In the right place, at the right time

Level 05 10 Points

Master the craft of war

Level 06 10 Points

What a huge life form!

Level 07 10 Points

Your enemies - are enemies to each other

Level 08 10 Points

Get out of my corner

Level 09 10 Points

Try walking in their shoes

Level 10 10 Points

Is this place safe to hide forever?

Level 11 25 Points

Escape

Level 12 25 Points

Quick Victory: finish with him as soon as possible

Level 13 25 Points

This should be easy

Level 14 25 Points

Neutral wall

Level 15 25 Points

Between the devil and the deep blue sea

Level 16 50 Points

Run as fast as you can

Level 17 50 Points

Quick team trick

Level 18 50 Points

Behind the wall

Level 19 50 Points

Predator is the top life form - become him!

Level 20 50 Points

They have no chance to survive...

Tetraform

Medals Earned: 3/15 (60/405 points)

HIROSHIMA 10 Points

Nuke more than 20 enemies at once

DOUBLE WHAMMY 25 Points

Get a multiplier on a boss

HUMANITARIAN 25 Points

Heal an enemy ship

MY EARS! 5 Points

Have an attraction beam live for 15+ seconds

STRAGGLER 5 Points

Beat the game with one missile still left on the screen

YOU'RE A WINNER! 10 Points

Beat the game

AL GORE WOULD BE PROUD 25 Points

Get a full planet

C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER! 25 Points

Get hit after destroying exactly 30 enemies without getting hit

C-C-C-C-COMBO! 25 Points

Get a chain of 10+

SIDEKICK 25 Points

Have a spike at the end of the game

USA! USA! 25 Points

Beat the game using exactly 2 nukes and have ones leftover at the end

USE THE FORCE! 25 Points

Kill 1000 enemies

YOU'RE A REAL WINNER 25 Points

Beat the game without continuing

PENTAFORCE 50 Points

Get 5 spikes on the planet at once

THAT'S NO MOON 100 Points

Convert a boss into a spike

The Beast: MDM

Medals Earned: 6/14 (100/400 points)

Axe-cuse me 5 Points

Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.

Censored in Beast Trilogy 5 Points

Rip the first dude's head off.

Have a nice day 5 Points

Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.

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And it was all yellow 5 Points

Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.

Where is my strawberry tart? 5 Points

Shotgun rape the first guy.

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The Best Game Ever Made

Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/295 points)

Good Decision 5 Points

Decide to play the game.

Disco Inferno 10 Points

Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.

Impatient 10 Points

Try to bribe Big Frank too early.

Table Groper 10 Points

Try to grab all the tables.

Carpet Thief 25 Points

Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.

Chatterbox 25 Points

Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.

Oblivious 25 Points

Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.

Dead 50 Points

Figure out the only way to die in the game.

Workaholic 50 Points

Finish the game in under 2 minutes.

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The Breach

Medals Earned: 4/5 (65/115 points)

20 Kills 5 Points

Kill 20 enemies

Kill First Boss 10 Points

Kill the first boss

Game Complete 25 Points

Complete the game

Kill 3rd Boss 25 Points

Kill the 3rd Boss

20 Stars 50 Points

Obtain 20 stars

The Lance!

Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/50 points)

Handle on things 5 Points

First Victory

Scrooge McJoust 10 Points

Hoarde 1000Gold without spending it.

Plays Lance A Lot 10 Points

Beat the Champ.

Horses For Courses 25 Points

Buy the best horse. What a bargain!

The Room Tribute

Medals Earned: 7/16 (160/495 points)

Nastwich 10 Points

Make a nasty sandwich.

Destroyer 25 Points

Smash EVERYTHING.

Payback 25 Points

It's a bitch.

Pusher 25 Points

Push the hardest.

Rainmaker 25 Points

Make it rain!

Runner 25 Points

Win the race.

The Room 25 Points

Find it.

The Johnny 10 Points

Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.

Best Friend 25 Points

Best your friend.

Bookworm 25 Points

Read EVERYTHING.

Bugged 25 Points

Record EVERYTHING (and listen).

Perfect Drug 50 Points

Take down Chris R in three rounds.

Quarterback 50 Points

Make a perfect pass every time.

Receiver 50 Points

Catch the ball every time.

The Machine 50 Points

Activate it.

Unsee 50 Points

See everything you shouldn't see.

The Sagittarian 2

Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/140 points)

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The Squirrel Game

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/170 points)

A Harsh Winter Coming On 5 Points

End a level with a full supply of acorns

Fly Me To the Moon 10 Points

Complete Story Mode

Here Comes the Story of the Squirricane 10 Points

Smash three obstacles before touching the ground

Hundred Meter Dash 10 Points

Survive for at least 100 meters in Distance Mode

Brass Nuts 25 Points

Complete Story Mode on Hardcore difficulty

Crafty as a Fox 25 Points

Complete Story Mode without dying

The Golden Path 25 Points

Collect the golden acorn in each level of a Story Mode playthrough (retries accepted)

Quarter Kilometer 50 Points

Survive for at least 250 meters in Distance Mode

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Theia

Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/495 points)

Bubba Slap 10 Points

Feel the Bubba-Wrath!

Piggy PWN 10 Points

Get totally pwnd by the Piggy

Gotcha 25 Points

Be an easy target!

Lame Score 25 Points

Come on, you can do better than this!

Spider Food 25 Points

Feed your enemy a healthy snack!

Great Score 50 Points

You've done well my child

Scare the Boss 50 Points

Even tough guys can run away

Beat the Game 100 Points

Save Theia!

God Score 100 Points

The Heavens must have gifted you way too much

Piggy Wiggy 100 Points

Meet the final boss